"The Pentagon held a press-conference about the military operation in Libya. They're calling it 'Odyssey Dawn.' I believe it's the first military operation named after a stripper." --David Letterman
"House Speaker John Boehner says President Obama should have clearly outlined his exact plans before bombing Libya. Apparently it's only Iraq where you don't have to do that." --Jay Leno
"Odyssey Dawn? You're really going to name a combat operation after a 'Yes' album?" --Jon Stewart
"Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship." --Stephen Colbert
"It's the first military action ever to be named by Crabtree & Evelyn." --Conan O'Brien
"We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama HADN'T won the Nobel Peace Prize!" --Jay Leno
There's wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and now Libya. You're heard the expression, 'theater of war'? This is a multiplex!" --David Letterman
"Sarah Palin visited Israel. As if the Jews haven't suffered enough." --Jay Leno
"If Bachmann and Palin get in, that's two bimbos. And then there's Mitt Romney, the millionaire and Newt Gingrich, a professor. We just need a skipper and a buddy and we've got 'Gilligan's Island.'" --Bill Maher
"Remember when President Obama said we can't fight two wars and vowed to change our policy? Well, he did. Now we're fighting THREE wars." --Jay Leno
"And aren't we out of money? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND Tomahawk missiles." --Jon Stewart
Have a great weekend, y'all.
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