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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

It's America. It was inevitable


A new, self-proclaimed "bullet-proof chair."

The Guardian Chair - Bullet Resistant Vest & Chair

A description:

The Guardian™ Chair is a chair with a bullet resistant vest. An NIJ Level II bullet resistant vest will provide protection against regular powered 9mm handguns, up to .357 Magnums.

And the requisite, very necessary video:



Instead of having less weapons and so, less shootings and maimings and killings, let's just buy bullet-proof chairs and furniture and clothing to protect us.

Brilliant.

As the British would say, bloody brilliant.

Pun intended.

Yeehaw.  Giddyup.  Go get 'em, cowboy.

And God bless Amerikuh.

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