A new, self-proclaimed "bullet-proof chair."
The Guardian™ Chair is a chair with a bullet resistant vest. An NIJ Level II bullet resistant vest will provide protection against regular powered 9mm handguns, up to .357 Magnums.
And the requisite, very necessary video:
Instead of having less weapons and so, less shootings and maimings and killings, let's just buy bullet-proof chairs and furniture and clothing to protect us.
As the British would say, bloody brilliant.
Yeehaw. Giddyup. Go get 'em, cowboy.
And God bless Amerikuh.