The Brown (UPS) Bailout?

When I first heard of this, I thought sure it was a hoax. I thought it must just be some wild, dumb, utterly untrue rumor. Now, with this, I see it's apparently not. Supposedly someone in Washington thinks we should give UPS a "bailout" of some kind? Surely every and any Republican, Democrat, Independent and especially Libertarian and Tea Party member would come down against this--even the corporate suckup Republicans, if it's brought to light of day. Here's hoping.