Blog Catalog

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Angelina, give us a break

Okay, Angelina Jolie proved she was cool a long time ago. She proved she was smart. She proved she could make a lot of money--AND get a hot, intelligent guy to marry her so they could raise their adopted babies. Great. All cool. But now, a request of Angelina. Angelina, honey, COULD YOU PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, GET INTO A DIFFERENT ROLE AND DO SOME ACTING? This new movie of yours, "Salt", is just so much more of what you've already done for like the--what?--100th time? (It's worth the exaggeration). Sure, John Wayne only played, basically, one role in his entire life but that was then, Angelina, and that was the Duke. You've made the money, honey. Now, could you/would you select a role that isn't more of the same old "bad ass, beautiful woman whoops men's asses" and show us what that would look like? PLEASE?

2 comments:

the crustybastard said...

I was watching Beavis and Butt-Head one day, and Butt-Head was loving something because it had lots of "chicks and explosions."

I consider "Chicks and explosions" to be a movie genre now, and Angelina is its master. So I say if cinematic ass MUST be kicked by a gorgeous woman today, let it be she.

Angie's got plenty of time to pick up another Oscar.

Mo Rage said...

I guess. Sure. It's not like she's rough on the eyes, right?

I just thought she'd be against all that sexist objectification...

Wait a minute.

No. Forget that.

mr