Sunday, September 16, 2012
Open letter to Princess Kate
Dear Princess Kate,
Excuse me.
You're a freaking Princess of the British Royal family.
Hello?
That and you're young and beautiful and wealthy and, don't forget, have a beautiful body, let's not forget or ignore.
Do you not know that virtually ANY man wants to see your breasts, sadly, but that because you're young and beautiful and rich and yes, finally, that you're BRITISH ROYALTY, everyone wants to see you naked, if possible?
Sure, it's stupid but come on, the human being is far too puerile and there are a great deal of voyeurs out there in the world, down through history.
So if you go topless on a yacht and it's remotely close to a public space, do you not think some idiot of some kind is going to take a zoom lens and try to get a picture--or some pictures--of you? They'll try to do that, period, just for the heck of it but here's the topper--it also pays a great deal, too, to those low-class, scummy rag tabloids.
What part of any of this do you not get?
And while we're at it, please ask the rest of the Royal Family the same thing, would you, please?
Oh, and if you and the Royals want a rather "moral leg to stand on", so to speak, maybe you and the family should stop taking national, public money from the nation since you're, oh, I don't know, ONE OF THE WEALTHIEST FAMILIES ON THE PLANET? If you don't want people taking pictures of you in your private time, stop taking this public money. I know then, if you and they did, then I know I'd back your claim of a right to privacy. Until that time, however, I think the citizens of England rather own you, since they already buy and pay for you. This money could go to help the lower- and middle-classes of your country, instead.
So now the Royal family files suit against the tabloids. Wow. Apparently they have no better use of their time and money but to file suit against tabloids across Europe that are doing exactly what they've always done, as though it's a surprise somehow.
Y'all can do better than this. Go help some people instead.
Most sincerely,
Kevin Evans
Kansas City, Missouri
Links: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/09/14/royal-family-considers-legal-action-after-magazine-publishes-topless-pictures/
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/15/us-britain-royals-kate-italy-idUSBRE88E0AU20120915
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3 comments:
You're a little hard on the Princess. (NO pun intended.) Yup, she should stay covered up except in open sea or closed bedroom.
But trashing her because the Royal Family Windsor (and those who married into it) is wealthy...that's going way too far.
Just imagine how completely freaked out Grandma is...first the youngest son and now the oldest son's bride.
Doctor needs to up her blood pressure medicine now after all these catastrophes of Royal prudence. Tho I thought Elizabeth was quite a cute young gal back in the day. And thought Victoria was quite the old prune at the time.
I'll admit, sheepishly, I'll be looking forward to the French pictures on the 'net. Just because I CAN.
DId you hear that Romney wants to ban internet pornography? That alone should cost him the election!
You're a little hard on the Princess. (NO pun intended.) Yup, she should stay covered up except in open sea or closed bedroom.
But trashing her because the Royal Family Windsor (and those who married into it) is wealthy...that's going way too far.
Just imagine how completely freaked out Grandma is...first the youngest son and now the oldest son's bride.
Doctor needs to up her blood pressure medicine now after all these catastrophes of Royal prudence. Tho I thought Elizabeth was quite a cute young gal back in the day. And thought Victoria was quite the old prune at the time.
I'll admit, sheepishly, I'll be looking forward to the French pictures on the 'net. Just because I CAN.
DId you hear that Romney wants to ban internet pornography? That alone should cost him the election!
While we share plenty of political opinions, RDM, on this I can't disagree with you more.
I dont' think I'm "hard on the Princess" at all. (And thanks for the clarification of the 'no pun intended'). As I said, unfortunately, it's a bit of a voyeuristic, sexist world, as we all know. Unless she's utterly in a completely private area, she herself and the entire Royal family should a) know better and b) even expect such treatment from the paparazzi and rag mags. it's not like this is a recent development.
And see? Even you admit you sheepishly admit to "looking forward to the Frech pictures." Just because you can.
Finally, I think Mittens will drop that little bugaboo because it's a non0starter. Free speech anyone?
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