Zombies at the gym?

Sure, people have a stereotype of "gym rats" having no brains and being mindless but since when did zombies in movies EVER have exercise programs--clearly--so they end up not only young--that was the point of being a zombie--but also ripped with bulging biceps, triceps, pecs and six-pac abs?

The thing was, in the past, zombies were ugly and slow and brainless so who'd want to be one, right? Now, like I said, they're young and muscular and the women are beautiful and both are fast. That goes against everything zombies were supposed to be about. Then there's this:

If these are zombies, as they are supposed to be, I ask you, who doesn't want to sign up for a millenia of this? Somebody put me on the list, will you, please?