So Which Religion Is Correct?

Is it....

Christianity?

Catholicism?

Southern Baptist?

Judaism?

Orthodox Hebrew?

Islam?

Sunni Islam?

Shi'a Islam?

Protestantism?

Hindu?

Buddhism?

Mormonism?

Sikhim?

Juche?

Spiritism?

Bahai?

Jainism?

Shinto?

Cao Dai?

Zoroastrianism?

Tenrikyo?

Neo-Paganism?

Unitarian-Universalism?

Something else entirely?

And why doesn't "God" make it clear?

I'm so confused...