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Showing posts with label Groucho Marx. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Groucho Marx. Show all posts

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Friday, August 28, 2020

This Website Has Donald Trump Down

 The website Crooks and Liars does have Donald Trump down pat today.

Groucho Marx Predicted Night Four Of The Republican Convention 

Groucho was funny, though sadly predictive, about Donald Trump

It was another night of telling people that Joe Biden’s America will be worse that Lord Damp Nut’s America. And I think we are all left wondering, well, what is he doing about any of it?

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Of all the lines from it, these are my favorites and seem most applicable to this orange buffoon.

The last man nearly ruined this place
He didn't know what to do with it
If you think this country's bad off now
Just wait till I get through with it

I ask you, ladies and gentlemen.... Is that not Donald J "Jenius" Trump?

It's as though the words came straight out of his mouth.

Thanks, Republicans!

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BYEDON


Friday, July 17, 2020

Kansas' Bob Hamilton---and All Those Kids


Did Groucho Marx Have Estate Planning and Elder Care Problems?

The uber conservative, he says, Right Wing, Republican candidate Bob Hamilton shows on his TV commercials he has 12 children, among all his other revelations.

Which reminds me of the time Groucho Marx had a guest on his show "You Bet Your Life" that said he had 10 children.

Groucho asked him why he had so many kids.

The man responded, "Why, I love my wife."

To which Groucho replied "Yeah, well, I like cigars but I take them out of my mouth once in a while."

Go get 'em, Mr. Hamilton.

Just not that Senate seat.


Monday, March 19, 2012

Groucho Marx, on wealth

"As soon as they become rich, they become Republican." --Groucho Marx, speaking to Dick Cavett on "The Dick Cavett Show"

Monday, April 18, 2011

As though he knew him...

"Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here."  --Groucho Marx



For more, great but true humor, go here:   http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Glenn_Beck
You may thank me later.

Have a great week, y'all.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

That's how I feel

"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal." 
 Groucho Marx

They just quote and repeat Groucho Marx

If the president says anything, they know their response--
"Whatever it is, I'm against it." 
 Groucho Marx

Quote of the day


"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America." 


"They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."--Groucho Marx

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