The whistleblower: "He did it."
The Inspector General: "He did it."
The partial call transcript: "If you look right here, you'll see him doing it."
Donald Trump: "Of course I did it! I'll do it again, too! Look, I'm doing it right now on live TV!"
Rudy Giuliani: "WE DID IT TOGETHER! AS HEROES!"
Mick Mulvaney: "You're damn right he did it! That's politics, baby! If you don't like it, go fork yourself!...wait, can I change my answer?"
Noah Feldman and Pamela Karlan: "It looks like he did it, which is an egregious violation of the Constitution and a textbook impeachable offense."
George Kent: "He did it."
Alexander Vindman and Jennifer Williams: "Oh yeah. He did it. That still matters in America, right?"
Kurt Volker and Tim Morrison: "Yep, he definitely did it."
Gordon Sondland: "He 100% did it. Everyone was in on it. Here are some text messages proving it."
Fiona Hill: "Yes. He did it."
Marie Yovanovitch: "He had to get me out of the way in order to do it."
David Holmes: "I acutely remember overhearing a phone conversation in which he was doing it."
OMB: "Yeah, we withheld the aide on his orders. Obviously, he did it."
The Government Accountability Office. He did it and, in doing so, he broke the law.
Lev Parnas: "He did it, and I helped. Here's a treasure trove of documents showing how we did it."
Republicans: "There's just no reason to think that he did it. If only you had some witnesses."
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