A headline from an online rag really gave Kansans a lot to proud of a couple days ago:
A Kansas man accidentally Second Amendmented himself in the thigh and shot another person on Saturday morning at a bar called – wait for it — the Shot Time II in Wichita, Kansas. The other man was described as a victim of aggravated battery.
That's not enough stupid, no. People in the state of Georgia are taking it further:
Which begs the question, what would Jesus carry?