The two political parties, ladies and gentlemen, broken down.
Dems: We'd like cops to stop killing minorities.
Reps: Dems hate police.
D's: Women should have the right to choose.
R's: Dems want to kill babies.
D's: We need reasonable immigration policies.
R's: Dems want open borders.
D's: We kneel in protest of inequality.
R's: Dems hate the flag, soldiers and America.
D's: We should wear masks to protect others.
R's: Dems want to take away your freedom.
D's: We should have background checks.
R's: Dems want to take your guns.
D's: Feds should not be policing in cities.
R's: Dems encourage rioting.
D's: People should have a living wage.
R's: Dems want to give everyone free stuff.
D's: We want religious freedom for everyone.
R's: Dems want Sharia Law.
D's: Taxes should be used for the benefit of everyone.
R's: Dems want socialism.
D's: We want people to be able to vote safely during a pandemic.
R's: Dems want to rig the election.
D's: People need more unemployment assistance.
R's: Dems blocked unemployment assistance.
D's: Listen, we just want to find ways to help people.
R's: Listen, we just want to find ways to misrepresent everything you say in order to scare people into voting for us, even though we offer zero solutions.
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This isn’t political parties in a nutshell, this is you whining about republicans (disclosure: I’m not a republican)
Get a tissue, have a good cry, and sac up. It’s gonna be a long four years, so get it out the way.
No, as a matter of fact, it's just that---facts.
No whining. No crying. Nothing of the sort.
Just stating facts.
And Don is going down. Big time. No way he's getting another 4 years. This is the first time in the nation's history at least 3 different groups of people from this President's own political party formed formal organizations to defeat him.
Don the con is going down.
Wait for it.
You're welcome.
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